Tena lady

A disposable pad for protecting your underpants from uncontrollable urine leakage (incontinence)

Girl 1: I p*ss myself when I laugh.
Girl 2: You should wear a Tena Lady pad.

by LittleLaura March 2, 2006

Tena lady

A Fanny pad for Feminine Care

No sex tonight my birds got a Tena Lady in!

by Jez Fish February 17, 2006

Tena lady

A prostitute who will milk you dry for a Tenna (£10)

John: Man I need a shag
Adi: When you get paid head down the docks and see a Tena Lady
John: Whats a Tena Lady
Adi: She'll do anything for a Tenner - the dirty bitch.

by Jez Fish February 17, 2006