Telstra is so... grrrrr. (See grrrrr)

Bad company, rip off telephone network. Shitty internet.

Worst ISP in Australia.
Known for artificially rate limiting their ADSL, being a complete pain to deal with, and only existing because it's a monopoly created by the government.

Gh3y ISP that offers stupid, over priced plans. Also, has a Games website thats always fuckin down. Did i mention they are all gh3y there..??

1. The name given to something that takes without giving.

2. An alternative word for evil.

3. Telstra fits with the definition of a physco-path. Complete disinterest in the wellbeing of others. Actively causes other people to suffer to fulfil its own desires.

4. Lawbreaker

5. Liar

A shitty phone company that causes lag to 90% of australia.

The worst connection ever made, will probably fail and support staff can't get their heads out of their own asses let alone speak basic English.

Likened to a Pile of Horseshit Telstra makes you pay them to take a hot steaming shit on your face.

"Mateee these cunts can't provide me anything and I'm paying a premium."

"Well switch to something like TPG or Optus cunt, these drongos couldn't build a lego set, let alone put up a good fucking service"