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When someone is addicted to using their telephone. It could also be used as a word to describe what someone is doing.
Joe is such a telesexual. All he ever does is talk on his phone.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?

Guy 2: Oh, Joe? He's off being telesexual.
by Fraknor April 12, 2008
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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One who is able to have sexual intercourse without physical contact or from a distance
Brandon is having intercourse with my anus right now from the other room, he is a telesexual
by the g man1234567 September 05, 2008
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Someone who has sex primarily by FaceTime, Skype or by similar communication.
My wife has me so desperate for sex, she turned me out. I've gone telesexual because I have no time to meet up with women in person.
by Sal Ami February 08, 2017
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A person who has an obscene sexual attraction towards an electronic item.
Dude shes using her vibrator again!!

Yea shes such a telesexual
by HiJinX nL December 09, 2010
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Sexually identifying as a Teletubby.
Mom, dad, I have something to say, I'm telesexual and about to marry tinky-winky
by fucking_tiggern April 22, 2017
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