Urban Dictionary: Telesexual

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When someone is addicted to using their telephone. It could also be used as a word to describe what someone is doing.

Joe is such a telesexual. All he ever does is talk on his phone.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?

Guy 2: Oh, Joe? He's off being telesexual.

by Fraknor April 12, 2008

Jul 2 Word of the Day

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better

by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009

One who is able to have sexual intercourse without physical contact or from a distance

Brandon is having intercourse with my anus right now from the other room, he is a telesexual

by the g man1234567 September 05, 2008

Someone who has sex primarily by FaceTime, Skype or by similar communication.

My wife has me so desperate for sex, she turned me out. I've gone telesexual because I have no time to meet up with women in person.

by Sal Ami February 08, 2017

A person who has an obscene sexual attraction towards an electronic item.

Dude shes using her vibrator again!!

Yea shes such a telesexual

by HiJinX nL December 09, 2010

Sexually identifying as a Teletubby.

Mom, dad, I have something to say, I'm telesexual and about to marry tinky-winky

by fucking_tiggern April 22, 2017