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Doing research on someone in a professional capacity, as preparation for an interview or informational meet up. I.e. you've only interacted briefly through email, so now you need to know what they look like, where/what they studied, and what work they're doing now, etc. before you hop on the phone or meet for an in-person coffee.

Can also be purely interest-based, e.g. someone you think is doing cool shit, want to get to know, and possibly collab with.

Basically internet stalking, but with the goal to come prepared to have a great convo and finesse a connection.

Something ambitious millennial artists and yuppies do, so they're in the know with dope people in their industry.
I'm getting coffee with them tomorrow, but I don't even know what they look like, so I'll have to do some telescoping tonight.
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by rwisgjg August 22, 2019
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
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to masturbate into a tube and then ejaculate through the tube into someones eye
i was banging this bird last night. grabbed a toilet roll tube and proceeded in some telescoping
by luvchild1 September 22, 2009
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A form of urethra play, in which an individual with a very large penis is fucked in the urethra by someone with a smaller penis
Dude#1β€œBro u ever stick a cotton bud up in ya dickhole? Shits dope”

Dude#2β€œBitch please u ever try telescoping? Get yo dick out and lemme fuck your dick with my dick”
by Shittybottomus November 28, 2018
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Pushing a guy's dick upwards inside itself, resembling a collapsing telescope.
Telescoping is like getting hard in reverse.
by @definitions December 04, 2018
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