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The feeling you get while flipping through the television channels, stopping briefly on each one, and hearing logical sentences come out of it.
TV-"This is" (flip) "a great" (flip) "opportunity for this" (flip) "cheese sandwich" (flip) "and President Obama."
Guy1-"Did the tv just make a sentence out of random sound bites from different stations?"
Guy2- "Nah man, you just have a case of Telephrenia!"
Guy1-"Did the tv just make a sentence out of random sound bites from different stations?"
Guy2- "Nah man, you just have a case of Telephrenia!"
by IamJLovegren November 10, 2010
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020