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Traveling to a different floor than you work on in an office building to take a dump.
Also accepted: Teledumper, Teledumping
Also accepted: Teledumper, Teledumping
That teledumper just plowed out a log in our bathroom and then took off up the stairs.
Courtney caught a teledumper getting on the elevator.
Courtney caught a teledumper getting on the elevator.
by floor_hopping June 26, 2010
May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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Being dumped by your girlfriend over the telephone. The only worse way to break up is to cyberdumped (see cyberdump).
I just got dumped over the telephone, how much worse could it be? Oh yeah, well at least I didn't get cyberdumped, that'd just be fucking harsh.
by azenka June 14, 2003