A erection resulting from the participation of telephone intercourse (see phonesex).
Girl: "I'm touching myself."
Guy: "Oh, im totally getting a teleboner."
Girl: "Oh, way to be romantic, asshole."
by JakeTheNinja April 28, 2009
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An alternate term for the practice known as "phone sex." This involves two people exchanging naughty remarks back and forth in order to sexually arouse one another.
Billy: "Hey baby I miss you a ton"
Susie: "It's been so long since I've seen you, I miss the fun times we have together."
Billy: "How about I telebone you later to put you at ease?"
Susie: "Sounds great baby I love teleboning you, can't wait!"
by jhepp23 April 27, 2014
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To get an enormous erection while ordering a pizza on the telephone.
Hey I got a Telebone when ordering your pepperoni pizza.
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016
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1.To have intense phone sex.

2. To crank call your friend and have them completely fall for it.
" have you talked to that kinky bitch,Amanda, recently"
" hell yea, I can't wait to telebone her again tonight."

" I can't believe Ryan fell for my crank call"
" yeah you totally teleboned him."
by lookwhaticando May 29, 2013
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