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The act of calling one's closest friend while receiving a blumpkin.
After calling my friend while receiving a blumpkin, the situation rose to be a teleblumpkin.
by Professor Blumpkin July 25, 2011
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Apr 26 Word of the Day
1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020
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