Best city in the world, located in the middle of Israel, parties 24/7 crazy night life
Lets go to Tel Aviv bro
by SerjO September 20, 2008
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Where criminal live!
X: Why do i not like these people? they seem evil!
Y: Bro they are from Tel Aviv, you know how how much blood is on their hands?

X: Shit how can I forget!! How can anyone forget ??
by SpittingFactsSince1948 May 18, 2021
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Used in context of expensive, "sine city". Capital of culture nightlife and gay life of Israel.
The place becoming Tel Aviv like.
by dromidror August 12, 2009
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Din: Tu dia harga 'Tel Aviv'
by Makzukerbeg May 15, 2021
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The REAL capital of Israel. Jerusalem is only considered to be Israel capital by those idiots from United States.
Fuck you all assholes who think Jerusalem is Israel's capital. It's clearly TEL AVIV NOT JERUSALEM you nigger cunts
by STOP WASTING YOUR TIME ON LASE December 02, 2018
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1. second largest city in israel.

2. phonetic for the french "c'est la vie." = such is life. used when you a re frustrated with something and just give up on complaining about it, cause you're just used to these things keep on happening to you.
1. "hey let's go to tel aviv!" - "totally, i've never been to israel."

2. "i am running late and now i am stuck in traffic." - "tel aviv."
by iamjacksrum December 08, 2009
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This occurs when a non-jewish male wears any sort of Jewish Traditional item enraging a Jew to the point that he then seduces and has intercourse with the non-jew's girlfriend.
"What up dude?"
"Pulled the Tel Aviv turn around last night"
"How'd that go?"
"Her boyfriend dumped her, then she tried to kill herself by drinking perfume. So, you know, pretty much the best night ever."
by ekoostikhebrew1 February 05, 2009
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