me: dude, did you see peter chao last night?
guy: yeah i did! chaoside motherfucker!
me: well he pointed this band call the arka teks, and i've wanted to listen to it, you want to?
guy: sure!
4 minutes later...
both: i love the world.
guy: yeah i did! chaoside motherfucker!
me: well he pointed this band call the arka teks, and i've wanted to listen to it, you want to?
guy: sure!
4 minutes later...
both: i love the world.
by morpheus road October 09, 2010
When you claim something as a fact but you're actually just spewing bullshit out of your anus and calling it a fact.
by Telekinetics May 29, 2018
The Gary-Stu protagonist of Stephen Colbert's (fictional) self-published sci-fi novel, "Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure".
The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.
The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.
by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 12, 2007
by jamaicangyall July 07, 2017
hip hop producer with a unique style, now affiliated with Aftermath. previous work for artists such as Talib Kweli and Mos Def.
Hi Tek produced:
Get in My Car (50 Cent)
Can I Get High (Lloyd Banks)
Back up Offa Me (Talib Kweli)
and many more
Get in My Car (50 Cent)
Can I Get High (Lloyd Banks)
Back up Offa Me (Talib Kweli)
and many more
by Bofa May 11, 2005
by Incredible Hulk July 14, 2005
Introduced on Yaggu Front's "Secret Tapes", the Tek Specialists were a hip hop group that released Future Shock and then disappeared. Even google can't find those cats.
This is a Tek Specialist preview. Please do not copy this preview in anyway. It is protected by the Tek Specialist audio tracking network. This is your only warning
"Damn! These cats are dope. Where did the Tek Specialists disappear to?"
"Damn! These cats are dope. Where did the Tek Specialists disappear to?"
by 9i9i9i9i9i April 24, 2010

