Teh is a word that "1337" people use.

It really means the.
kyle:teh noob just got owned.

me:yeah teh noob didn't stand a chance.
by austins c00l June 13, 2007
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a non-word used by people who can't associate with other people off of THE internet
anyone using the phrase "teh hottness" needs to be shot in "teh nuts"
by blurg April 26, 2008
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A typo of 'the' used when trying to sound cool... or juvenile.
I attacks you with teh Penguins of dOOOOOOOOOm!
by Jaina August 11, 2005
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an overly used word by really dumb kids, it started as a typo of the word "the" but since their fingers were too damn fat they mispelled it and decided to make it into a word
Dee: What teh fuck?
Diana: Don't you mean the
Dee: NO! Teh, it's a new word
Diana: Wow, your dumbass is so stupid for even using it

scenester's use teh
by Adreamunchased December 14, 2004
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a retarded way to say "the" usually used by "1337 h4x0r"s on chat rooms.
"I am teh 1337est" said the 1337 h4x0r.
by SPORK October 27, 2003
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