A teeny bopper baby hoe is a female, aged anywhere between 13 and 19 years old, a homie hoppin' pussy floppin' never stoppin cock suckin cum gurglin bitch.
Highschool kid1: "hey did u hear about Jessica?"

Highschool kid2: "yeah, i heard she's on redbook. What a teeny bopper baby hoe."
by luna420clepto707 August 21, 2012
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A miserable little joint, that when rolled, consumes the small bits of bud that were left over from rolling the monsterous joint. This is a pathetic thing that doesn't do much unless you are a pygmy who can't handle the smoke.

Opposite of Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-fatty
"After puffin' that Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-Fatty don't even bother showing me that Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny...because you know, it ain't gonna do nothin."
by Crackmonkey April 03, 2006
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An Insult worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and your granny tranny. Every time this word is uttered a star implodes and turns into a black hole.
Person: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person: Don’t make me do it.
Person 2: Do it
Person: ur granny tranny!
Person 2: Ha that’s nothing!
Person 2: ur peeny teeny.
*Person bursts into flames and the Big Dipper is destroyed*
by Feesh the shrub killer April 20, 2018
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