A TV show/game starring four turtles that fell into toxic waste as young'uns, and developed deformites over the years as they hit puberty. They liked to pretend old, decrepid rat thought them ninja moves, and then went out to try saving something. They enjoy pizza and live in a sewer. They are probably mostly all gay because there is only one female in the series.
"I just delivered a pizza to the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, only instead of sauce, it was blood tested with HIV positive!"
by Sarah is super cool! July 23, 2006
Was a really cool show before those damn Power Rangers came and fucked everything up with their sissy Zords.
by AYB March 22, 2003
One of four turtles who were mutated by a substance called 'Ooze.' Love to eat pizza and watch TV. They fight the bad Foot Ninjas, too.
by Scrub June 04, 2003
Power Ranger: Ha ha! Those are ninja turtles? They look like rejects from Rita and Zedd's palace. We'll mop the floors with them in five minutes.
(five minutes later)
Power Ranger: Can't....feel....legs....(dies)
(five minutes later)
Power Ranger: Can't....feel....legs....(dies)
by Krang July 20, 2003
One of the best U.S. cartoon series ever to exist, and first appeared as a comicbook in the early 1980s. Has 3 movie incarnations and 3 different series to air on TV, the newest appearing 2003.
by Tha Armada September 30, 2003
A very good '80s Cartoon show (based on comics) that came back into popularity lately with newer wave of teenagers/Hot Topic Kids saying it was "Teh Sex". If you are younger than 18 as of 2006 more than likly you did not grow up with them and should shove it.
I used to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with my brother all the time growing up. Along with Dark Wing Duck, Tail Spin, X-men, and Legends of the Hidden Temple.
by Lauraness June 09, 2006