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Manitoba slur of "tits and puss". Because of it's obscure origin, it can safely be used in mixed company; even over public-address systems at professional musical performances.

Used to comment on, or draw attention to particularly aesthetic female forms.

Teej and Booj must be used conjunctively and may not be separated.
(Singing) "He's just a smalltown boy, born and raised in south Detroit, he took the midnight train going a-ny-wheeeere. She's just a smalltown girl, living in a lonely world, she took the teej and booj going a-ny-wheeeere..."
by PolyMacEnt September 20, 2007
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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