1) A tedious person
2) One that makes annoying, pointless and unfunny comments
"Why is it that you never see white dog poo anymore?"
"Why are you such a TEED?"
by Norts February 05, 2008
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I'd love to put my scrote all over some gnarly teed.
by Nay Nay September 15, 2006
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1) A tedious person
2) One that makes annoying, pointless and unfunny comments

"Why is it that you never see white dog poo anymore?"
"I don't know. Why is it that you are such a TEED?"
by Norts February 06, 2008
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the act of being drunk, inebriated, stoned, on drugs, or anything of that matter.

Fucked
I'm so teed right now.

Those xany's teed me.
by South County Lords October 15, 2008
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to get royally fucked beyond recognition

see also "Friggity fucked"
hey Nate, let's get fuckin' teed before we go to dinner tonight.
by t-box April 26, 2003
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