The guy who fucked your grandma last night; Me

Teddy's most likely like to be the life of the party, they're down to earth but the cons of Teddy's they ditch their loved ones for partying and drugs, they have a bad temper and usually hurt those who care about him. Teddy's have major anger issues, and what they spew out of their mouth are snakes and frogs! Teddy only cares about himself and snorting coke!

(full 'teddy bear' A stuffed toy bear.

when a girl performs oral sex on a homeless man who hasn’t showered in two weeks, only to go to a bar after and kiss random guys.

Any guy with the name Teddy is just a nice, funny, great guy with a sense of humor that nobody else seems to understand but you. Teddy is a great friend. He is an amazing person who will help you handle tough tasks instead of going at them alone. He is a very handsome guy. He is very approachable, but healso is very good at making the first move. A Teddy is somebody that you want in your life!

Someone who is all about the drip

The person who gets all of the women. Good kisser. Never has just "normal" friends, just girlfriends. Chick Magnet.