A Teddy Talk is a pseudo-intellectual rant that is fueled by copious marijuana consumption. Common topics include the singularity of technology, simplified interpretations of perception, and entrepreneurial ideas that when reviewed sober have no potential. Everyday happenings are characterized as “mystical” in an attempt to create some kind of philosophical content.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.