(Sexual Maneuver) When a male bangs a female from behind, and while doing so, shoves a cassette tape into

the female's ass. The resulting phrases and noises that come from the female's mouth play automatically for everyone to savor!
Timmy was notorious for giving girls the "Teddy Ruxpin" before he was found dead under a highway overpass.
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The art of two people pressing their assholes together and then one of them shitting into the others open asshole.
Ad and Lace pulled off a Teddy Ruxpin
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Animatronic toy from the 80s made by Worlds of Wonder. Plays special animated cassette tapes in his back. Can be paired with another animatronic toy named Grubby, who is an octopede. Teddy Ruxpin is very nice and loves to go on adventures with his friends all of Grundo!
Hey, i heard you just got a Teddy Ruxpin off of eBay
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EVIL DEMON BEAR THAT WHISPERS MURDERINGS INTO YOUR DREAMS WHILE YOU SLEEP.
That Teddy ruxpin is a real assbutt. He made me dream about punching a bunch of kittens and then eating my own legs for dinner...with chop sticks.
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When someone fucks another person in the ass while reading them a story. A tape jam happens when the condom breaks.
Susie wanted a bedtime story, Johnny wanted sex, so Johnny gave her a teddy ruxpin.
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As a man is having sex with a girl in her room and is about to cum, he pulls out, grabs the nearest stuffed animal (a bear preferably) and cums in the bears face.
Kevin didn't have a condom so he pulled a Teddy Ruxpin Surprise.
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