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Damn, she isn't in a good mood today. I think I'll pull a Ted Cruz on her instead of solving the problem.
by Adestroyer766 April 05, 2021
4
A poop that is way too slimy, and takes unreasonable amounts of toilet paper to wipe away, while never feeling completely cleaned.
"Why have you been in the bathroom for 6 hours"
"Oh, man I just took a huge Ted Cruz. I've been sitting there trying to wipe it away."
"Oh, man I just took a huge Ted Cruz. I've been sitting there trying to wipe it away."
by racmETrIUsErANCrAltiC March 08, 2016
6
A self-loathing senator that wasn't even born in America, who killed 37 people in Northern California
Has fat nips
Looks like a dog that was just scolded
Dreams to escape the nightmare which is his life
Has fat nips
Looks like a dog that was just scolded
Dreams to escape the nightmare which is his life
by Ted Cruz Lover 69 November 01, 2017