A Ted Cruz is when you run away to Cancun instead of solving the actual problem.

lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin

A Benedict Arnold; A seditious traitor; A short sighted, self-interested coward.

The Zodiac Killer.

A poop that is way too slimy, and takes unreasonable amounts of toilet paper to wipe away, while never feeling completely cleaned.

A self-loathing senator that wasn't even born in America, who killed 37 people in Northern California
Has fat nips
Looks like a dog that was just scolded

Dreams to escape the nightmare which is his life