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When one consumes an excessive amount of beer prior to unintentionally falling asleep. The victim then awakens in a completely diverse setting and scenario, having no recollection or memory of the past night. Said person may even be in another state or country than they had last recalled.
"I heard Patrick attended Douglas' party in Orlando last night. He took a heavy Ted Cruz Booze Snooze and now I hear he's in Michigan at a seven year old's birthday party."

"Niiiice."
by HeveStarvey March 20, 2016
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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