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A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.
by Phuqit October 09, 2006
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Any person living in a technologically modern environment who is either incapable of, or eschews attempts at becoming technologically fluent and competent. A person born in the late twentieth century, who despite ready access and exposure to devices like tape recorders, CD/DVD players, cell phones, computers, etc. is unable or unwilling to use or understand them.
by Daisy HatesYou June 25, 2006
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A person who is technically challenged.
I.e. cannot use a computer very well
created by Holly Baxter
I.e. cannot use a computer very well
created by Holly Baxter
by Holly July 29, 2003
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Someone who have great difficulty navigating new technology, as in: computer programs, DVD players, cell phones, etc.
Jon is such a techno-tard -- he got a great new computer but still hasn't figured out how to get on the Internet.
Never text Mary -- she'll never be able to open it on her cell. What a techno-tard!
Never text Mary -- she'll never be able to open it on her cell. What a techno-tard!
by a/l April 20, 2008
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A person who is completely clueless when it comes to operating any piece of technology more advanced than a standard toaster and usually breaks or otherwise totally screws up that device in ways never anticipated by the manufacturer.
This is the third time you mom has managed to lose all the toolbars in Outlook. She's such a technotard!
by Zippy_FL March 23, 2011