Adjective to describe someone who is skilled enough to afford being lazy.
Literal sense: Be able to solve the problem without getting out of bed.
Literal sense: Be able to solve the problem without getting out of bed.
"Did you have to go into the office to fix the issue?"
"No. I stayed in bed and talked them through it while half asleep. I'm technically reclined like that"
"No. I stayed in bed and talked them through it while half asleep. I'm technically reclined like that"
by DanoNYC January 3, 2010
Incurred by opting to do something the quick and dirty way rather than following the best practice and standard practice for the sake of obtaining a working solution in less time
Boss: I need these 4 pipeline deployments ready by next Friday.
Me: Okay, the only way I can get that done is to incur some technical debt by not following our usual process.
Boss: Understood. Lay down as much pipe as necessary to get the job done.
Me: Okay, the only way I can get that done is to incur some technical debt by not following our usual process.
Boss: Understood. Lay down as much pipe as necessary to get the job done.
by tipsyjojo November 12, 2016
An individual who justifies their sexual impropriety though claiming each act of sexual misconduct was legitimate due to specific circumstances. The technicality whore is thus able to make excuses after each sexual act to avoid guilt. The technicality whore is usually in a relationship, but may also be single and using technicalities to avoid damaging the clean perception they have of themselves.
Technicality whores will often use phrases like:
"It wasn't cheating because..."
"I am not a whore because..."
"It's not sex if..."
Common technicality whore technicalities include:
1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating.
2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with.
3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together.
4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off.
5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing.
...and so on.
Technicality whores will often use phrases like:
"It wasn't cheating because..."
"I am not a whore because..."
"It's not sex if..."
Common technicality whore technicalities include:
1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating.
2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with.
3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together.
4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off.
5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing.
...and so on.
Bill Clinton is the world's most famous technicality whore. He claimed he "did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." He was using the classic blow jobs aren't sex pattern that has been used by technicality whores since time immemorial.
Other examples:
"I just got banged by the basketball team but I am not a whore because there was no kissing."
"I had sex with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn't know. But it's ok because I love them both."
A virgin girl who takes it in the ass only says: "I am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one I love"
Other examples:
"I just got banged by the basketball team but I am not a whore because there was no kissing."
"I had sex with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn't know. But it's ok because I love them both."
A virgin girl who takes it in the ass only says: "I am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one I love"
by CockityCockCockCock March 8, 2010
an answer given by a computer user when asked to do anything on a computer, mobile, tablet, games console or any other electronic device.
For whatever reason, a person of usually good intelligence looses all sense of logic and understanding.
For whatever reason, a person of usually good intelligence looses all sense of logic and understanding.
John: - "Can you click on the start button"
Judy:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"
Dave:- "whats it say on your screen"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"
Frank:- "Please can you click file, open and tell me what files you see"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"
Judy:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"
Dave:- "whats it say on your screen"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"
Frank:- "Please can you click file, open and tell me what files you see"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"
by mordzy2 March 15, 2011
by Nate_the_Great9er May 3, 2010
by marx99 June 13, 2019
A unexplainable technical outage that causes end-users to despise network administrators. Typically, the term "hiccup" is used either:
to "dumb down" the explanation for the less-technically-inclined
-or-
because the network administrator hasn't a clue about what has happened and doesn't want anyone to know he can't explain the problem.
to "dumb down" the explanation for the less-technically-inclined
-or-
because the network administrator hasn't a clue about what has happened and doesn't want anyone to know he can't explain the problem.
The reason you couldn't login to your computer this morning was due to a "technical hiccup" and has thus been fully digested. Thank you for your patience and have a nice day.
by sindazed December 19, 2005