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Female form of teabagging. The male genitalia dangle like a teabag, but a female would have to use her entire rear end. As long as we're talking tea that's the whole teapot.
You fell asleep with your mouth open, and Fat Tina was teapotting you!
by TreeWeezel August 19, 2011
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Where a man is masterbating in front of his computer with one hand on the mouse and one hand on his cock hence making a teapot shape
my hands are red raw after all that teapotting last night
by jacko999 March 11, 2009
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Aggressive face-sitting (specifically female). An act of cunnilingus In which the female positions herself over her partner and fiercely grinds her genitals into her partners mouth.
Last night my partner and I tried teapotting, and now my jaw is really sore.
by Genderfaux October 23, 2014
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Sticking your balls in a teapot of warm water and having someone blow on the spout so the water bubbles up and you get a ball jacuzzi. At the same time they are rubbing your cock.
Man last night my women was teapotting me up right nice
by Martin Shaw August 07, 2007
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An act where a male rests his testicles on the closed eyes of his partner (male or female) and proceeds to lean forward and urinate into his partner's open mouth. Best if performed on a hot, sweaty day.
Much like enjoying a rocking chair whilst sipping a crisp mojito, teapotting can serve as quite the refreshing summer activity.


by Master of Teapotting April 22, 2009
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The act of sitting on top of random objects in a tea pot postion. Similar to planking or owling.
This is very similar to planking or owling but the person sits on top of random objects with a hand on their hip for the handle and the other arm up so it looks like a spout so when somone takes a picture it should look like the person is in the shape of a tea-pot and that is how someone would go tea-potting.
by gr8s1s August 17, 2011
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When a baby screams at a high pitch tone, like a teapot whistling. Slowly increasing volume and pitch.
As soon as I took the toy away, she started teapotting, so I gave it back.
by themrs06 October 19, 2014
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