by Hofo February 04, 2003
A friend who, although well-meaning, is emotionally unresponsive or incapable of real conversation. Such friends can be nice distractions but usually can't be counted on for anything.
by wolfteeth January 14, 2010
Noun, Someone who has been fried by so many drugs that they think that they are an inanimate object such as a teapot.
by Alikiliki March 15, 2008
UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.
Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"
by Clansman April 22, 2009
Disparaging term for a blowhard whose hate speech and ignorant ideas are celebrated as a big deal in that tiny, odd world, the MAGA infomercial.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 20, 2019
by ColinWR2 June 15, 2009