A friend who, although well-meaning, is emotionally unresponsive or incapable of real conversation. Such friends can be nice distractions but usually can't be counted on for anything.
I tried to talk to him about my girlfriend problems, but he's a teapot.
by wolfteeth January 14, 2010
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Noun, Someone who has been fried by so many drugs that they think that they are an inanimate object such as a teapot.
"Dude why is he standing like that?"
"The guys had to much angel dust he thinks hes a teapot."
by Alikiliki March 15, 2008
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UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.
Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"
by Clansman April 22, 2009
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Disparaging term for a blowhard whose hate speech and ignorant ideas are celebrated as a big deal in that tiny, odd world, the MAGA infomercial.
We invited him so that we could expose him as the trumpist in a teapot he truly is.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 20, 2019
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A guy/girl over the internet with delusions of royal grandeur.
"Hey Edd! Hows it going?"
"Hey Princess Teapot!"
by ColinWR2 June 15, 2009
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A soda,beer,water bottle or a milk jug that has been used as a recepetacle for urine, then thrown on the roadside.
If your done pisssing throw that tennessee teapot out the window.
by gocardscc January 26, 2009
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