"Wanna do teapotting?"
Would you like to get high?
"Shall we teapot?"
Would you like to get high?
"More tea vicar?" (hold up teapot)
Would you like to get high?
Would you like to get high?
"Shall we teapot?"
Would you like to get high?
"More tea vicar?" (hold up teapot)
Would you like to get high?
by Trashrock March 10, 2012
Teapotting is when a man is masturbating and sticks his thumb up his own ass to massage his prostate gland in order to intensify the experience. "I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout"
Mark walked in only to find Phil teapotting himself while watching Fair City.
Phil's orgasms are amazing when he teapots himself.
Phil's orgasms are amazing when he teapots himself.
by Colin J. S. October 12, 2007
One of the Suzuki GSX-F range of motorbikes, so called because the early models looked like teapots.
GSX-Fs were branded as "Katanas" in North America, but nobody except an idiot would associate these bulbous tourers with the original Katana sports bikes from the 1980s.
GSX-Fs were branded as "Katanas" in North America, but nobody except an idiot would associate these bulbous tourers with the original Katana sports bikes from the 1980s.
by Antiseptic December 13, 2007
Someone who bends over to tie their shoes and falls asleep. Usually because of concussion symptoms. Also used by fans in denial as an excuse for poor and/or embarrassing performances by athletes (i.e. every Pittsburgh Penguin after the 2013 NHL East Conference Finals).
Hockey Observer: "Sidney Crosby is such a teapot. He fills himself up just to poor himself out."
Hockey Expert: "In 2013, Jerome Iginla famously decided not to go to the Bruins, what a teapot decision."
"That guy is such a teapot."
Hockey Expert: "In 2013, Jerome Iginla famously decided not to go to the Bruins, what a teapot decision."
"That guy is such a teapot."
by Hey Man Dude June 21, 2013
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017
The classic pose adopted by anyone with a tinge of campness around them. It involves a standard one hand on hip and t'other held above the waist and slightly away from the body.
"Rob stop pulling the teapot move, I want to score with that girl over there and you looking all camp and ting"
by Usman June 11, 2007
I was dancing at the club and a fuckin teapot started grinding on the back of my knee. Tipped that mothafucka over.
by 1st Place Bad Bitch November 16, 2012