The act of putting male genitalia on someone's (male, female, or good friends) forehead with an erection. Forming when looked at a specific angle resembles a teapot.
"Dude please tell me you got a picture of Stu when he was getting a teapot at the party last night."
by Captain Ben May 22, 2006
by dude March 24, 2004
A figure formed when a man inserts his penis into his rectum, disguising himself as teapot with his curved penis as the handle. Telling someone to be a teapot can also be an insult and an alternative phrase to go fuck yourself
Person 1: Stick your dick up your ass and pretend to be a teapot.
Person 2 (obeying Person 1's demands): Here's my handle and here's my spout.
Person 2 (obeying Person 1's demands): Here's my handle and here's my spout.
by Teapotlord March 08, 2016
The sexual act in which a woman puts her hands together and men cum into her hands. She then proceeds to drink said cum from her hands like it was tea.
by THE DEFINER March 22, 2015
This term is created by Amelia Watson. She is a vtubers from the company hololive. A sub-company of Cover corp. This term is used when a stream is experiencing some timing/lagging issues. A similar word is lag.
by DefaultTeamate January 10, 2021
Guy 1:dude you will never believe this,my wife gave me teapot while i was doing my squats!
Guy 2:nice
Guy 2:nice
by Dr.shelnut pooper November 28, 2019
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