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The act of putting male genitalia on someone's (male, female, or good friends) forehead with an erection. Forming when looked at a specific angle resembles a teapot.
"Dude please tell me you got a picture of Stu when he was getting a teapot at the party last night."
by Captain Ben May 22, 2006
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Ahren Olson, formerly known as "Handles," because he is short and stout.
All Teapot does is drink and play poker online. What a loser.
by dude March 24, 2004
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A figure formed when a man inserts his penis into his rectum, disguising himself as teapot with his curved penis as the handle. Telling someone to be a teapot can also be an insult and an alternative phrase to go fuck yourself
Person 1: Stick your dick up your ass and pretend to be a teapot.

Person 2 (obeying Person 1's demands): Here's my handle and here's my spout.
by Teapotlord March 08, 2016
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The sexual act in which a woman puts her hands together and men cum into her hands. She then proceeds to drink said cum from her hands like it was tea.
Tonight babe, were doing the TEAPOT!
by THE DEFINER March 22, 2015
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This term is created by Amelia Watson. She is a vtubers from the company hololive. A sub-company of Cover corp. This term is used when a stream is experiencing some timing/lagging issues. A similar word is lag.
Chat: "Stream froze."
Ame: "Teapot, teapot, teapot."
by DefaultTeamate January 10, 2021
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Teapot is when a girl/guy gives you a blowjob while you’re doing squats
Guy 1:dude you will never believe this,my wife gave me teapot while i was doing my squats!
Guy 2:nice
by Dr.shelnut pooper November 28, 2019
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Something to domestically abuse your child when they look to much like their father.
"I used the water from the teapot to burn my sons face"
by Door knob dudes... February 22, 2021
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