Having anal intercourse with a midget while said midget is eating a bowl of cereal with no utensils and squealing like a pig.

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

Going balls deep into a shank while eating sandwiches and playing the music of beck on cassette tapes and clips of Bill Clinton on VHS simultaneously.

An act that is sexual in nature and preformed to the music of beck. Also used to refer to the impeachment of former president Bill Clinton since he is generally accepted as the one who made teacup pigging famous.

a sexual innuendo having something to do with Bill Clinton and/or Beck often indicating some sort of perversion or comical act.

AKA:

Teacup pigged
Teacupping
Teacup
TP

1. The act of seduction involving teacup pigs.
2. The act of sexual intercourse because of teacup pigs.

when guys use a teacup pig to attract girls; it usually is not effective but some girls have a weak side for teacup pigs because they are so cute