When someone exaggerates a problem, or makes a small thing seem worse than it really is.

'Golden Teacup' refers to a situation where you are having anal intercourse with your partner. At some point during the situation, if you decide to pee in your partner's butthole, you will have given your partner a 'Golden Teacup.' This can also refer to accidentally peeing in your partner's butthole. Girls can also give a 'Golden Teacup' as a perverse version of a 'Golden Shower.'

A person who has qualities and/or attitude of a gangster, but is physically petite and/or dainty. Quite often they seem unaware of this fact.

A midget, munchkin, little person, dwarf.

Having anal intercourse with a midget while said midget is eating a bowl of cereal with no utensils and squealing like a pig.

Genetically engineered in the early 1970s in response to popular demand for “things that are miniature” (see Cooper Mini, espresso, Lilliputians, etc.), the teacup pig became an instant “fan favorite” as a pet amongst “posh teens” given their “cute-little ears” and “cute-little snouts.” In time, the teacup pig’s role in society evolved, enjoyed as both an underground gambling sensation amongst inebriates due to the elasticity of their hip flexors, aerodynamic tiny tails and downhill running technique; later, for pig roasts within the midget community.

When a guy sticks his large erect penis up his anus resulting in him looking like a teacup.