This combines teabagging (putting your balls in another person's mouth) and an abe lincoln (cumming on someone's face and putting pubic hair on to make a beard). It is a very enjoyable experiance and is practised by many.

(discovered in 2008 by inventors Chris G and M Tippett)

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.