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Using freshly made tea and your finger to draw a penis on a kitchen wall. The ultimate act of rebellion in a workplace.
Juan: Fancy a cuppa?
Rita: Sure, let's go make one.
Juan: And a tea cock!?
Rita: Yeeeeah!!!
by Miss_Daisy86 December 10, 2011
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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When you're drinking tea with the tea leaves still in it, a long, thin leaf that stands straight up.
By looking at the teacock in your tea, I can predict that you will marry a man with a constant erection.
by mizzaroni November 22, 2009
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