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Teanu is a fucking beautiful girl... she’s like a goddess, if you have a TeAnu don’t let her go, she’s beautiful... but she won’t admit it. If you know a Teanu tell her that she’s gorgeous. Teanu has a perfect booty and amazing eyes. Teanu is the sweetest soul, if you have one don’t let her go. Guys should be piling up on her. Don’t treat your Teanu wrong, she does have a psychopathic side to her... Love her
Guy: Teanu is so hot tonight!
Girl: Yeah I know.
Guy: is she taken?
Girl: probably.
by Crystal. smith July 01, 2019
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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1.The most coolest guy you will meet.

2.Walks around like a boss, cause he can.

3.Is straight up P.I.M.P

4.Wears collared shirts because they look good on him.
Man, that guy is so cool he reminds me of Teanu
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TeAnu is a very honest person, she doesn’t hesitate to give the truth... but getting to know her you’ll find out she is a bit of a psychopath. But she’s SO HOT. Guys should be piling up on her. Her personality is sweet but her style is the opposite.
WHOLY SHIT TeAnu looks hot tonight.
by Crystal. smith July 01, 2019
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noun: universal definition of hot girls; originally derived from the ancient high activity of hunting for fellow girls with amazing asses (see 'anus'); has evolved, through maturity to represent hot girls of all ages, sexes, races, religions and political views with wom you want to engage in anal pleasures with; the combination of the word teanus and its' surrounding are grouped together to describe the teanus of that locale
"Damn! There is some fine teanus at this party."

"Yo, I'm going to Barcelona this summer! I can't wait to smack some Barcelanus."

"Darren's new girl friend is tenusrific."
by Greej April 03, 2009
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