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An inconsiderate/self absorbed/obsessive/Faux straight and delusional male full of testosterone. Similiar to a douche bag but lacking the depth of a douche.
That T bag got mad at me for texting other people but he's married and his wife has no idea he likes it in the throat.
by MrsGhettoGirl08 June 30, 2011
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Bobbing your ball sack in and out of a bitch's mouth, while simultaneously smacking your moist cock head on said bitch’s forehead, while saying the words "come to daddy... Bitch".
T bag simulation: 1.take index finger and forefinger of right hand, 2.stick in mouth and moisten generously, 3.smack down moist fingers in left palm... Lift fingers gently from palm- listen closely to the sound generated. Optional: if you like you may gently mumble the words "come to daddy... Bitch" to heighten the experience...
by gay lady pink finger August 26, 2006
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The act of crouching over and over again above the body of an opponent you have killed using skill in a multiplayer game of Halo. This cannot be done unless you are ahead in kills or you are a nOOb.
I totally just t bagged that guy I no-scoped.
by Big-Red10 June 12, 2006
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All of you are WRONG!

T Bag is a character from Prison Break, Theodore Bagwell, whereas TEA BAG (!!!!) is the act of dropping your nuts into someone's mouth.

Also see Tea bag
Me: These idiots who define "t bag" are clearly 12 year old douchebags who heard the word in Halo 3 and don't even know how to spell it. Fucking idiots.

Example 1: Yo T bag!
by Trookagdkgdaighn May 25, 2009
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The infamous TBAG Clan, comprised of a set of Elite Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare Players, Th team Consists of at least 1 N00b at any one time to maintain a constant education within the clan, skills are passed from bagger to bagger, until a new n00b enters and the cycle starts again.
Currently the clan consists of Mouser, Chon Wan, ROFLcopter and The Spankster (currently the n00b)

The clan members habitually tbag fallen enemies, often recieving praise from non-clan members and abuse from the enemy on headset.

The clan was started when jesus himself played on the PS3 and the clan was created in his honour.
Gamer one: "OMG that TBAG guy just no scoped me while jumping and spinning with a barret .50 cal!!!!!"

TBAG Clan Member: "Fuking owned, how do you like my balls in youre face lolololololololol *tapping circle* "
by Kavster92 September 27, 2009
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(english) When you wake up with a hangover and a pair of hairy balls on your forehead
I just got T bagged last man! look at my forehead!
by Will January 20, 2005
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