A perfect human. Like, actually perfect. There is no other way to describe this woman

1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).

Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.

A Goddess. A God ( no offense). We should all worship her. Taylor Swift if you're reading this, please marry me.

The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.

The act of busting into the love-of-your-life’s wedding, proclaim your love for said bride or groom in the hopes they walk away with you instead.
Like a Taylor Swift song.

American singer/songwriter born in Pennsylvania, though she moved to Nashville at age 14 to pursue her career. Despite being subject to some of the worst criticism and notouriously portrayed as an immature, serial-dating, untalented whiner, Taylor Swift is actually one of the best of our time. She rose to stardom "the old fashioned way" and worked her way to the top, being her own tour manager and putting together her own work. Her shows include a theatrical aspect making them seem almost as if a Taylor Swift song is being performed on Broadway. Her vocals have improved drastically over the years, as she was noted for her phenomonal vocals by many esteemed stars. Taylor's songwriting skills have earned her 7 Grammys (to date) and over 200 various awards, many in which include Entertainer of the Year Awards. She was the youngest star to ever win a Grammy for Album of the Year. She has toured 3 times, all in which have been sold out tours. Taylor crossed over to pop, slaying both the pop & country charts. Despite her worldwide success, Taylor has remained modest, down-to-earth and humble in the spotlight after 7 years. She remains an inspiration and shining light to millions of fans-- both male & emale. Taylor decorates guitars and performs for terminally ill fans in hospitals. She continues to contribute to charity through the Taylor Swift Educaution Center & other renown charities. Taylor Swift has truly grown into a beautiful young woman infront of America's public eye.

Taylor Swift was born on December 13, 1989. Taylor Swift is a singer who is blonde, and liked by many people, but also disliked equally. She has made many songs such as "Bad Blood" or "Style" and they were successful.