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A thing that tries its best to expose people but fails miserable. It also sucks sucks at taking penalty kicks.
Person 1: “Aw did you see Lindsey try to expose Riley and pull a complete TayRod?”
Person 2: “Really? She did the same thing at her game this weekend. Poor thing kicked the ball into a whole new galaxy.”
Person 2: “Really? She did the same thing at her game this weekend. Poor thing kicked the ball into a whole new galaxy.”
by Radicalroaster620 March 19, 2019
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005