references a small town in upstate South Carolina, which only has one red light, where there are almost no police. There is, however ,a volunteer fire department, 2 gas stations, and one dollar general, which the residents take great pride in.

Dont Blink Or you might miss it. 1 Traffic Light, Pizza Oven, Crossroads, Sav-Way, Dollar General, Buck's Auto & School

A tavern where Keemstar works and records his shitty news videos.

Slang word for 'bathroom'

A southern gentlemen's cheap ass brand of whiskey, often referred to as KT that will give you a hangover for days.

Where you take a young, fine, willing(well, usually willing) babe to be Slayed; where the slaying of women occurs often by studly, mustachioed men who resemble the likes of men such as Tom Selleck and or Hugh Jackman

-where mustache rides are heavily sought after but rarely given
--abbreviated Slaytav

a massive dump taken after consuming the questionably prepared food at a local tavern or bar