A loud and obnoxious self rightous little shit. His dick and his brain are both the size of a pea, and he will die sad, alone, and a virgin.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

Most caring wonderful man you will ever meet. Extremely sexy and smart. Knows how to make any moment special. Funny. Loves having a good time. Cares about everyone but will take down anyone who hurts the ones her loves. Knows how to please a woman in the bedroom.