"Christ, I need to get rid of my tattie water... all over her face!"

I have digital telly so I can chuck my tatty water at will.

Person 1: "Hey fatty tatties fattie tatties...your fat"
Fatty Tatties: "I don't have feelings, because I'm fat."

Guy1: Jane has lost loads of weight but look at those fatty tatties

what do you mean shag her, you're only shooting tatty water!

i sprayed my tatty water on my bitch

i was walking along quite the tattie, and then a bird shat on me