Scottish word for potatoes and swede. Often the side dish for haggis.

the most juvenile way to describe a woman's "tats"

traditional scots for a scarecrow, one whom will 'defend the potatoes'.

An attractive guy that has a lot of tattoos, and has tattoos that are visible at all times (neck/throat, hands/fingers)

The Statdium that Celtic FC play in.

meaning boobs or ta-tas in which have been covered by mashed potatoes.

Slang word meaning tampon.