A grand cutter of the cheese. A danger to himself and others, he is regularly blamed for destroying toilets as a result of high velocity liquid shit exploding from his anus, simply leaving a shattered pile of porcelain where the toilet once stood.

Considered widely to be the most dangerous man alive, Mr. Tatham is capable of leveling entire towns with the touch of a button. Rumoured to have A-10s, Helix helicopters and Spectre Gun-ships all under his command, he is feared by even the higher powers of the West. He also possesses a frightening grasp of the atom, and his secret new Particle Cannon project has 'leaked' to local media. A dark-horse supremo, his age does nothing to hinder his considerable studdiness.

Someone who is going to get laid almost every night at college and has the biggest penis ever.