A pair of particularly tasty testicles.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

A pair of testicles that have been awakened to the sensation of taste (particularly sweets)

the description of a man who has great style, yet maintains his masculinity, thus creating an intermediate category between "burly" and "metrosexual"

The sensory organ that gets sent into overdrive when something extremely sweet or hot is eaten. It's what makes the jaws clinch or the scalp prickle upon smelling or tasting something exrtreme.