Bro ashton is such a Tastard

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

"He was a real dick, but then I ate him, turns out he was actually quite a tastard."