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Last night my boyfriend asked for a blowjob. I gave him a blow-task. (Suck the tip for a heartbeat then go vaginal).
by AltaTexan September 07, 2017
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The thing you never get to finish in 'Among Us'.
Yeah, more commonly used with people who play 'Among Us'.
Yeah, more commonly used with people who play 'Among Us'.
Green: I was doing my tasks with black the whole time!
Black: Ay yo that's cap
Pink: Cyan sus
Cyan: I was in 'Electrical' with you, pink
Black: Green sus guys
Green: I was in 'medbay' with yellow
Pink: Yellow is dead
*Black has voted*
*Pink has voted*
*Cyan has voted*
*Red has voted*
*Purple has voted*
*Green has voted*
Purple was not the 'imposter'. Two imposters remain.
Black: Ay yo that's cap
Pink: Cyan sus
Cyan: I was in 'Electrical' with you, pink
Black: Green sus guys
Green: I was in 'medbay' with yellow
Pink: Yellow is dead
*Black has voted*
*Pink has voted*
*Cyan has voted*
*Red has voted*
*Purple has voted*
*Green has voted*
Purple was not the 'imposter'. Two imposters remain.
by Doki Doki Lover October 07, 2020
3
something that is an inconvience, having to go out of the way, a fat bitch, something you must accomplish before actually achieving your goal, a pain in the ass, dans,
by Richard Sager June 23, 2006
4
n. a job to be done when an extremely lame joke has been uttered. they can be simple or ridiculous. tasks must be called within 10 seconds of the joke or they do not count.
Guy 1: Wow, did you see how much corn that guy had in his shopping cart?
Guy 2: Yeah, he must be a real "corny" guy
Guy 1: ... TASK! You are to run around the supermarket once with your shirt off screaming "Penis!" at the top of your lungs.
Guy 2: Yeah, he must be a real "corny" guy
Guy 1: ... TASK! You are to run around the supermarket once with your shirt off screaming "Penis!" at the top of your lungs.
by TCU May 16, 2011
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A bathroom activity in which a group of people take a dump together, in seperate, multiple stalls. It is a social experience, since the taskers talk while on the can. It makes taking a dump even better.
Often done at schools, during a gym class or study hall.
Note: Can be spelled TASC as well. (Take A Shit Co-operatively)
Often done at schools, during a gym class or study hall.
Note: Can be spelled TASC as well. (Take A Shit Co-operatively)
by Elessar November 15, 2005