Someone over the age of 40 that is on the same level as pro athletes. Conditioning, strength, physical appearance makes this person a force to be reckoned with. Normally associated with a shirtless nun-chuck wielding barefoot running marathon man.
Look at that Ninja Tarzan! the man with the white beard in track shorts, no shirt and is charging through the snow barefoot!
by Jake S & Shaun C April 26, 2011
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A person with long hair who is swole and sexy but doesn't have a 6 pack.
Look how big fat tarzan is he's so muscular and sexy but all he misses is a 6 pack he looks a little fat
by Tubby57 December 02, 2017
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A celebration on every Tuesday in June and August where buyers and partygoers get to buy Tarzan DVDs and other stuff, watch Tarzan videos, and even make Tarzan vines, alongside other things!
IT'S TARZAN TUESDAY MOTHASWINGAS!!!
by MisterWhomstDVe February 28, 2020
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a once tree dwelling creature who moved to the big city(tampa) to hang around with a whit kid, a hairy kid a kid whos name i think is cody and this girl that looks like the white kid, but then she cut her hair. Anyways he is an expert at ninja-ing and can dance like it aint nobodies business.
hey angel have you seen tarzan i got some business to discuss?
by long dong silvers February 18, 2004
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The use of a ShamWow as underwear to eliminate the need for unnecessary stops on long road trips.
Jane: Yo John, you need me to pick up some Depends for your drive to San Diego this weekend?

John: Nope. I got an XL ShamWow and I'm Going Tarzan.
by j*hova December 26, 2009
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(Mostly used in Racing Games)

When going at high speeds in a vehicle and smashing into some type of tree and crashing.
Steve: Dude, I just smashed into that tree!
Bob: No dude, you've been Tarzaned.
by Stephen Risinger September 17, 2007
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homosexual, queer, of the cock sucking variety
Yo that mothafucka is a damn tube steak tarzan swinging from a hairy love vine.
by f disp June 07, 2003
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