A taba-bababuhzay who resides in the land of Long Beach, enjoys playing the role of Paige & being called sweetheart by Mr. Oleander. She has a talk show via cellular phone called AyNykai and enjoys taking long walks, eating fish, and yelling out, "Cheese Boogers!" to disturb her younger sister. She has a Cunt named April whom she & her obesity, Chris, enjoy making popcorn with in the presence of Ginger & her Lola. Tariahs are usu. described as pleasantly plump young women who parade around with their American eyes, scaring the poop out of the general public.

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

Always yelling at siblings to leave her alone but has a crush on everyboy in town