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Those basic white bitches who now occupy their time drinking wine walking the isles of target with their mom bods litening to 90s alternative rock.
Look at all those target mom's in the mosh pit at the Goo Goo Dolls concert.
by Biofuel-Et July 28, 2017
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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Basic white moms that do mommy blogs on Instagram. They live and breathe in that store while they sip on their Starbucks and check their Insta.
Kelsey: Time for another blog! Lets take our baby to Target and get Starbucks!

Kenny: Wow, you're such a Target Mom
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