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A person beyond the norm of retarded, but not quite Petarded.
I HATE Eric, he's such a tardcake!
by Ken Tankerous May 05, 2011
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When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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retarded pie; refer to the definition of "lidge" :)
dood! ur such a lidgetastic tard cake!
by tardtastic November 24, 2007
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A Certain Individual who is a Retard, Fails there exams and has to have help by a member of staff from there school.
What a Tard Cake!!
What a Full on Ree
100% Tard
by kshjsjsk April 12, 2008
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The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.
Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.
by Grim Reeker January 26, 2015
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