God (sort of) of theoretically infinite omniscience & omnipotence, but these will vary according to the proximity of the Down Under bar on the Welly Road (Northampton) and in practise there may be an administrative charge. The Tapis is in the basement of the aforementioned bar, and Those In The Know feed him on finest quality lawn clippings deposited in a Qualcast lawnmower thingy that holds the grass. He often watches the telly. He sits on a carved ebony throne & there's a nice oriental carpet in said basement. You can put excess sausages & the like from barbies back on the grill and sort of offer up a burnt offering. The Tapis will let you know telepathically if he was too knackered to achieve the boon that you requested.
The Tapis enjoyed Emmerdale.
by Tapis July 20, 2006
Funny some of the time, gets in beef a lot but doesn’t want it , wants to make people laugh and is loyal to friends , easily trusted to keep secrets and is there when you’re down
by UrbanJackal April 09, 2018
by Alex Nicosia September 20, 2007
Tapi Boong Is a sentence of ridicule when lying to people in wkwkwk land (Indonesia)
Written by Watashihadare??#0406
Written by Watashihadare??#0406
A : Bro Lu mau Sepong Tytyd gw gak??
B: Nggak males
A : Lah tumben biasanya minta
B : E Tapi boong hyaaa, Hayuk gas sini keluarin
A : Babi lu
B: Nggak males
A : Lah tumben biasanya minta
B : E Tapi boong hyaaa, Hayuk gas sini keluarin
A : Babi lu
by Watashihadare??#0406 October 22, 2020